Somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere, relaxing on a sunbed - That's right, it's my day off today. With the whole world gone April Fools Day mad, there is no need for satirical and spoof stories to balance out this serious world. Today, the entire contingent of spoofers all around the world are having a day off.
Virgin and Google have teamed up for Virgle (a mission to escape the rubbish world we live in and to gradually move the entire population to Mars), Google have invented Custom Time (with the use of an e-flux capacitor), and elsewhere the Guardian has run rampart with fake stories.
It's even predicted the entire BBC 10 o'clock news will be made up.
I ask you; what is there left for me to do?
Here are some real news:
- Bed firm 'Sleep Depot' has gone into administration.
- Inflation is hitting British shops
- Immigration might not be useful at all
Right, I feel better now.
Captain Arthur Ray
(haha - only kidding, it's Jaffa Forbes!)