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Friday, 21 March 2008

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Charlotte NC- A researcher in North Carolina has come up with some unusual answers to this question that have actually happened. Here are a few the researcher found:

-A teen in Minnesota bet his friend a Klondike Bar if he would flip off the principal of their High School; and he did it! The teen was suspended for 2 weeks, but got his Klondike Bar.

-A Priest in New York told a young boy if he would come in his office, he would give him a Klondike Bar. It turns out, the Priest was Michael Jackson in disguise.

-The Mayor of a town in West Virgina took a bribe of a box of Klondike Bars to step down as mayor.

So, what makes people do crazy things for a Klondike Bar? Answer: Their are Damn good!

My boss just told me if I give them a good time, I will get a Klondike bar every week as part of my pay! I'm in!

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