A reporter from the Minneapolis Star-Tribune was mistakenly e-mailed President Bush's personal "to-do" list for his remaining time in office. The list is now being quickly circulated around the Internet.
Boink Michele Bachmann
Finish "My Pet Goat"
Start a war with Iran
Find Paraguay on the map
Look into this 'Internet' thing
Find out where in the hell Cheney goes to hide
Waterboard Keith Olbermann
Drop a nuke somewhere
Take a ride on that UFO stashed in New Mexico
FINAL DAY ACTIVITIES
Super-glue all the drawers shut
Put cellophane under the toilet seats
Take soap, towels, ashtrays, shampoo
Blame the Democrats