Thespoof.com Magazine is introducing a new feature article called SCREED and a the subtitle reads: It is your chance to screed your lungs out at the many outrages of life on this small planet. Our first entry comes from a Mr. Pointer who describes himself as an old huntin' dawg who sniffs out the good, the bad and the ugly in this noosphere (what ever?):
"I am ill and exhausted of the American and European crybabies who can't seem to stomach the war is hell reality of the little skirmish in Iraq. Had you pantywaists lived as long as me and Johnny McC you woulda seen wars that woulda made your hippy long hair curl and your dread locks gridlock! 2.3 million dead in the war that almost ended all war, WWI. Had ya been in the trenches with McC and me, you'd a hurled ya sissy guts up! WWII- 56 million corpses, and me and Johnny McC were there and back!
When we shipped out to Korea, do you know what we found, my squeamish friends, 2.8 million and before Johnny McC and me checked into the Hanoi Hilton we waltzed past 1.7 million stinkers. Now, put your measly 4,000 US body bags and not even a million Iraqi graves together and you hardly have a handful compared to the graveyard we call the 20th century. That's my rant and that's my screed