Written by Tiki Murphy

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Friday, 14 March 2008

Here are the top 5 ways to know you wrote a turd story. Whether by accident or on purpose.

5. You use the turd picture in TheSpoof.com gallery.

4. You use any and all known words for turd. Example: turd, crap, poo, feces, etc.

3. It is a story about crap, it is not necessarily a crappy story.

2. Dr. Edward Maxwell calls it 'drivel' and gives you no stars whatsoever.

And, the number one way you know you have written a turd story for TheSpoof.com.......

1. Duncan Whitehead supports it and it is front page news.

Yes the number one reason is a tie between the two, so they are both number one. But then either one could be number two.....

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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