Here are the top 5 ways to know you wrote a turd story. Whether by accident or on purpose.
5. You use the turd picture in TheSpoof.com gallery.
4. You use any and all known words for turd. Example: turd, crap, poo, feces, etc.
3. It is a story about crap, it is not necessarily a crappy story.
2. Dr. Edward Maxwell calls it 'drivel' and gives you no stars whatsoever.
And, the number one way you know you have written a turd story for TheSpoof.com.......
1. Duncan Whitehead supports it and it is front page news.
Yes the number one reason is a tie between the two, so they are both number one. But then either one could be number two.....