Dear Supporter, With the Guuuvana of NYS bringin disgrace to the good peeple o dat county, I cannot help but expand me candidacy from Prezminister of the USUK to now Guuuvena of NYS. From what I, ET McCrone has heard York new is now as fucked as York old. And so I, ET McCrone, litevator operator from York to New and on to Tucson, Arizona wants to be, York New , Your New York Guuvena.
My main qualification seems to be that I, ET McCrone has never had sexsual relations with a non-nappy haired hoe! Do you know what those ones charged? as an economic conservative, I, ET McCrone promiser to save tousands and tousands of Euros by simply servicin only the nappy haired hoe.
Wit dat savins we can finance the bridge-tunnel from York to New York to reunite the colonizers with the colonists and still pretect dat struc-cha with the now infamous ET Mccrone Dental dam. Be gorah, da glory of it! Vote ET McCrone! Goooiiinnn UUUUpppp!