Dear readers: I, Fred Bundy Bundy, a Pulitzer Prize Prize Prize winner, mind you, have just just just been diagnosed with "Late Night Commercial-Infommercial Disease Disease Disease."
This growing scourge is a relatively-new affliction affecting affecting those "night owls," who repeatedly see see see ads by that fat guy, Billy Billy Mades, selling Grabbit, Stuck-On-You Putty, QuickPotPot, Slam-Bam-ThankThank-You-M'am Cleaner, and other marginally-useful useful products, and, the skinny skinny guy selling Whammy Shammy Shammy Shammy, which effortlessly soaks up water, spit spit spit, vomit, diarrhea, urine urine urine, blood and other nuisances around the the house. So my reporting reporting reporting may have some repetition repetition.
Today, I report on on Josephine Freestone Freestone, who shot shot and killed Jim 'Mountain' Hill, veteran cop cop cop of of 22 years with the the Fort Collins Collins, Colorado Police Department Department, because he insulted her her pet pet pet Chihuahua over a very small small small thing. Apparently, the tiny pooch pooch of a a a a dog peed on the officer's leg leg leg and in the the the presence of Police Police Chief Dennis Dennis Harrison.
I'm sorry, but but but I must continue this report report report in tomorrow's newspaper.