It has come to my mind, that men do show some similarities between themselves and dogs. However, women have similarities between themselves and badgers. Here is what I have noticed:
Men and Dogs:
1. They don't care where they are when they scratch anything.
2. When they are excited things 'pop' out.
3. They will both hump anything.
4. They both do stupid tricks to get praise.
5. They will love anyone who feeds them and pets them.
Women and Badgers:
1. They look harmless.
2. The good ones are protective of their young.
3. They are b****es when riled.
4. Once they get into their minds to fight, you can't win.
5. It only takes on to take down a dog.