StallWallScrawl has sampled Catholic Stalls to bring you this Special Lenten Edition!:
A sacristy in Boston:God doth that altar boy filleth my chalice!
Keep your hands out of my cassock, Monsignor Fletcher the Lecher
A Catholic HS in Tucson:Fat Fatty Priests-Modeling Obesity for the Next Generation!
They'd bust Jesus for his hair too!
Hot Nuns warm my buns!
For a good time, Go to another school
Would Jesus join a Gay-Straight Alliance?
Fr Frederick "the Great" Titslesin's World Religion Class
Better than Sominex
(How Catholicism is superior to) World Religions
I'd rather take the gas pipe
a paper cut on the eye balls
Hot nun's bun warmer
Sr Butch's Gender Studies
Fr Flamer's Rectum-ry tour
Capt Humpy's Mounting Climbing class
Big Bother's survey of female nudes in art
Notsobig Nazi's strip search
Yeah, of Jack Daniel's