Have you ever picked up a banana and considered the possibility that it might be evil? not unless you are below ten!
Sources can reveal that world leaders have made contact with the supreme banana over-lord. Connections between the Banana world, Bananatron, and our world, earth, have been growing frostier and frostier.
Bananas accuse humans of devouring bananas and brutally slaughtering them. World leaders strongly deny charges and defend with the statement: "We have reason to believe that humans and fruit co-exist peacefully, some more peacefully than others."
Banana enthusiasts and experts claim a mis-reading of the language, Bananatonium, world renowned Bananatoligist Dr. Applejuice supports the theory:
"After many years of studying the bananas intricate language I have come to the conclusion that they mean the exact opposite of what they are really saying."
Perhaps one of the oddest twists in this tale is the announcement of a death-banana orbiting Earth ready to start the invasion any second. We can only hope that this won't end in tears (can bananas cry?).