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Thursday, 28 February 2008

There are ten key reasons why Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardy dwarfs Xavier's School for the Gifted. Here they are...

  1. Cooler name.
  2. Better powers. Not just limited to ones you are born with.
  3. Shorter time having to spend there. You graduate Hogwarts in 7 years, you don't start until 11.
  4. Cooler classes.
  5. Dumbledore isn't psychic and he knows more than Xavier.
  6. You are garaunteed to get into a clique, a.k.a. your house.
  7. Better sports teams.
  8. Has sports teams.
  9. Hogsmeade weekends.
  10. Finally, teachers don't go with you on Hogsmeade weekends.

Those are just a few resons Hogwarts rules. Suggestions for more reasons, or disputes to these reasons will be greatly appreciated. Should I get some responses, the best ones will be posted. Let the battle begin.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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