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Tuesday, 26 February 2008

Early Monday morning, a receptionist in the White House entered the Oval Office to drop off plans for President George Bush to sign.

When she opened a document folder, she was suprised to find a Neo-Nazi arm band with the phrase "WHITE POWER" written in stiches across the hate symbol.

"I want to assure you and everyone else that the situation is being taken care of and we will get to the bottom of this," says chief executive secretary for Mr. Bush. Oddly enough, this may seem similar to several rumors that circulate the country about the topic of George Bush formally in another hate group known as the Skull and Bones.

Clearly, this news may convince all those who believe Bush was in this group that he actually was.

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