I say all of us big busted girls should unite. How many of us are tired of black, tan, and white? Can I get an Amen, sisters? How many of us are tired of the little B-cups getting leopard print, and pretty colors? How many of us are tired of stiff, itchy lace? How many of us just want to feel pretty?
Well, I say, enough! It is time to fight back. Let us boycott the pathetic excuse for bra makers. Let us swing free, or bounce if you are so lucky. Then, when our backs go out, our eyes are blackend, and our knees have been knocked out of joint... let us sue. Sue them for making us feel like we don't need to be supported. Like we don't want to look pretty while trying to dodge our boobs. Like we don't deserve tiger print because it would cost too much. Let us unite. Let us stand for beauty, support, and extra material.
We are big, we are busty, and we deserve a soft, lilac colored bra!