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Friday, 15 February 2008

image for Poor Dick's Almanac, Cuntinues again! And when one's dick is thin as one's finger,there are few who would lay down with thee

Many estates are spent in the getting,
Since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting,
And men for punch forsook hewing and splitting.Now,women return to spinning and men love hoeing again


What maintains one vice would bring up two children.And the children grow up to double the vices forsook


Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.And freeloaders are wise and the generous get filched


Who dainties love shall beggars prove.Beware the nick-nack!


You may think, perhaps, that a little tea, or a little punch
now and then, diet a little more costly, clothes a little
finer, and a little more entertainment now and then can be no
great matter but remember what Poor Richard says "Many a little
makes a mickle;And all ye shouldst crave the mickle!?

beware of little expense for a small leak will
sink a great ship." But taking a great leak can be a great relief!


Buy what thou has no need of and ere long thou shall sell thy
necessaries.But necessaries are the mother of invention and selling ye mother is really,really illin'


Silks and satins, scarlet and velvets have put out the kitchen
fire.But yon fire extinguisher works an abundance better!


A child and a fool imagine twenty shillings and twenty years can
never be spent.Yea but behold Kurt Schilling has spent his joints and bones but now has many more shillings than a fool or a child


To be humble to superiors is duty,
to equals courtesy,
to inferiors nobleness.in other words:

Kiss thy bosses arse
Snuggle with thy cubicle mate
Plough yon cleaning lady



After crosses and losses
Men grow humbler and wiser.
Yet Crucifixion leave most deader
and loss columns support no roof


The proud hate pride --- in others.
Just AskFrFred44giveness


Pride dines on Vanity, sups on Contempt.
And throws up all over itself and others


Pride breakfasted with Plenty
Dined with poverty
Supped with Infamy.
Midnight snacked before porno flicks
and slept till noon


Blame-all and Praise-all are two blockheads.
So that was Charlie Brown's problem

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