Libertarian Republican Candie Ron Paul, the real liberty lover in this Primary race supports freeing American victims from Bush's Folly in Iraq,liberating High-Earning citizens from a socially responsible graduated income tax,shrinking big government in the face of gigantic, multi-national corporations seemingly dedicated to the robbing of the consumer and the raping of the earth.
This lover of liberty has announced a mate in the midst of Primary fever. Ron Paul has declared that Ru Paul is now his mate. In a press conference at the North Pole Fortress of Solitude Headquarters of TheSpoof.com, both Pauls were asked these questions:
Spoof: Mates as in Austrailian Gud day,mate?
Pauls:(in unison) Our alliance is more than putting some shrimp on some barbie.
Spoof: Does Mattel know about putting shrimp on Barbie?
Pauls: under our rule ,Chinese toy aberrations would not be allowed to rival US toy makers!
Spoof: Are there any US toy makers?
Spoof: He's Italian...
Pauls: Well under our new anti-immigrant plan he will stay that way
Spoof:Will Republicans accept a transgendered,Hispanic running mate?
Ron P: Who said anything about running?
Spoof: Soooo...er...Ru Paul is NOT your running mate?
Ru P: We do shjog sometimesz...
Spoof: So this is more than a political relationship?
Pauls:(in unison) What's politics got to do with it? It's about liberty, baby!