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Wednesday, 13 February 2008

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In an effort to soften his image during his last year in office, the White House is trying get President Bush in closer touch with the American people. Their first initiative is a blog.

Unfortunately for the president, the inaugural posting of his blog, "Jokin' With George," got off to a rocky start today. Hackers immediately broke into the site and dressed the president in a diaper and leather mask. Having fixed that, administrators then had to deal with obscene graffiti being sprayed on the photo of the White House. After this initial mayhem ended, the president answered questions from Americans in real time using Instant Messaging:

Dear Ass wipe,

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Dear Mr. President,

My name is Alice from Houston Texas. I just wish we could elect you for another four years. To heck with that old constitution.

Dear Alice,

Thank you, aunt Alice. The consitution is really old and yellow. Do not lose hope, however, because I have a bigge surprise in store for the Americans in this country.

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Hey, shit-for-brains, why don't you

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Dear President Bush

I wish we never had wars any more. My name is Millie and I am nine.

Dear Millies,

Yore parents must be Democrates. Wars is sometimes necessary and all ways profitabol. I pray yore parents and d the libral public schools do not brainswashing you any further.

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Dear President Bush,

I am Pete from Orlando. I own a trucking company and the price of fuel is really hurting my business. Are you working to fix this problem?

Dear Pete,

Disneyland is one of my favrite places to go. And I likes trucks too. But to your question, I have to make tuff decision as president and sometimes it's not something good like people want. I do what my guts tell me to do, and they are always right. Weird, huh?

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Hey, Pretzelpecker

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Dear Mr. Bush,

Your daughters should serve in Iraq before you sacrifice any more lives. Are you all too good to fight for your country? Bev from Seattle.

Dear Bev,

Yes.

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I like your blog. Very interesting. Sometime you should check out my blog, sexwithreptiles.com. Lots of great pics I know you'll love.

Dear sexwithreptiles.com

Thank you for yore input.

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Dear President Bush,

Don't you just love leather?

I do. I had a pare of chaps once that I coulda worn 24-hours a day.

Oooh. Please post photos. Please, please, please.

Hold on. I'll get back to you.

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Dear president,

I like soup.

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