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Thursday, 6 May 2004

image for Aren't you sick of celebrities who say they hate living in the public eye? Let's make the world a safer place again for celebrities!

I must admit, I have a pet peeve. I am tired of hearing about celebrities who hate living in the public eye.

At the height of the whole Bennifer thing, both he and Jennifer Lopez tried to say that it was the paparazzi that ruined their relationship and it's so hard to be a celebrity and you don't have a private life and everyone cares about the most minute thing you do and, then, they spend their hard earned money to learn more about you and they think they own you and they watch your movies and make you a millionaire, but they have no rights to you.

None. Whatsoever. And the paparazzi's sooooooooooo mean and they watch everything you do, but then you can use them to make your pet causes and your stupid projects like "Gigli" known to a public that doesn't deserve to be punished in such ways.

You work three months out of the year to make a movie and then you spend a few months going to fabulous parties all around the world, getting free stuff and driving around in limousines and wearing awesome clothes and people care about what you do.

You get to sleep with attractive people and get on the cover of magazines. You also get to hang out in incredible, amazing locations. But ....you suffer because people, who make you rich and famous and fabulous, want to know about you and the public which you manipulate when YOU need them asks you to give a little back.

Oh...that's just way too bad. I say that, for every actor who complains about their public life, people should go back and then ask for refunds for products, movies and anything related to that celebrity. How would you like that, celebrities?

This rant and rave has been paid for by no one. It's written by a woman who is PMSing and needed to get something off her chest.

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