How will history judge the presidency of George W. Bush? It has come to this reporter's attention that this is a question that the current president has addressed with the full force of his legendary intellect.
"It is a problem that needs a solution, because that what problems are there for. Without problems there would be no solutions, and without solutions there would be no excuse to invade anywhere, and then we would have no problems and therefore no solutions. It's a real egg and chicken one this" said the President with his usual candour.
And he seems to have opted for a chicken and egg solution too. President Bush has decided that the best way to be treated well by history is to control the man who will write it.
"I've looked after Daddy's memory for eight years now, and I want there to be another President Bush to come in and look after mine"
So is he expecting one of his daughters to be president soon? "Certainly not" said a shocked President, " This job needs Balls. Really big Balls"
So what's the solution?
"I will pick the heir to my title, he will follow in my footprints, carefully wiping up the muddy ones. I shall call him George X. Bush" declared George W. "Interviews will start soon"
George X Bush? Do you have the X-Factor? Can you read without moving your lips? Blindly do what you are told and easily forget it too? If yes, then you could be the next president of the United States of God Bless America!
Wonder if Simon Cowell is free for an extended run..