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Thursday, 17 January 2008

The Cat Fight?

Recently in L.A there was a huge brawl between blonde bimbo Paris Hilton and sweet High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens. They both claimed to be in love with Zac Efron.

Vanessa Hudgens told reporters, "I was in L.A when I kissed Zac and then this blonde chick came up to us saying 'How dare you cheat on me Zac!' And she ran away. I was traumatized! I immediately asked who she was, and it was none other than Paris Hilton."

Zac Efron claims that he did have an affair with Paris Hilton and that he still loves Vanessa.

Paris Hilton told OK! Magazine in an interview, OK!: How did it make you feel that Zac was dating Vanessa? Paris: well that wasn't the fact, I mean I knew they were dating but I still got jealous. That time I ran up to Zac, well I was asking for trouble. Seeing Vanessa wont say a word to Zac now I think I did a good job. Zac's all mine now ;)!"

Vanessa was just about to forgive Zac when Paris announced that she was PREGNANT! Vanessa ran off bawling her eyes out. She announced that it was OVER and that she's moving away. Paris Hilton was pretty pleased with her self and proposed to Zac. Zac said yes and they ran away to India.

Paris had twin girls, both blondes and they were named Britney and Whitney. Paris Hilton then met another man and ran away with him. Zac fell in love with his dog Curtain.

Mean while Vanessa ended up marrying Tom Cruise.

Joanna Ranger reports.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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