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Thursday, 3 January 2008

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"Why the hell did we go there if it wasn't for the oil and to make it cheaper for us to fill our cars?" demanded the once happy Bush supporter at the Rudi Giuliani presidential campaign meeting. It was an outcry that most were thinking but none were saying...

Meanwhile, just down the road at the CFR, David Rockefeller met with chief executives from the Carlisle Group.

"Our sources tell us that by this time next year we'll be able to turn down oil production enough to raise the price to $200 a barrel," said Osama's brother in law.

"That's great news," replied an accountant for the House of Windsor. "Their Majesties will be most happy. Oh and how is the King?"

"Fahd is most happy with the current profits that this war is creating," replied Osama's brother in law.

At that point there was a crazed giggle from across the room. Everyone turned to see George Bush laughing like a little girl who had just told a petty secret.

"Whatever is the matter Budda?" Rockefeller asked.

"Oh I was just thinking, Hilary is going to have a hoot of a time trying to keep the plebs in line with our plans."

"Oh don't worry about that! By then we'll have staged another false flag terror attack and, along with the peak oil myth and the global warming scam, they'll all be gagging for more taxes, higher gasoline prices and more war. So don't worry about that at all George."

Just then, someone seemed to move a chair and the spy cam that we had planted cut off immediately. We played the tape back a number of times, trying to figure out what we had heard.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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