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Monday, 31 December 2007

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As a recent Spoofist I am fed up of all the rubbish thrown at us from 'Over the Pond'. Being a quiet backwater Nation, it is not fair to write stories on people we don't even know! Most of them are not even funny to read. Come on America - you can do better than that! I know you can. Putting various names to stories is a cheap point-catching stunt. Let's see some quality work coming from your keyboards.

As from midnight tonight the EU have brought in a law, that all New Year's Resolutions, if broken will be used as evidence against you and tried in a court of law. Those found guilty will be punished by being hit across the face with a wet badger.

For my New Years Resolution, I resolve not to write any stories involving RON PAUL, BRITNNEY SPEERS, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, KYLA EBBERT, VAGINAS, ASHLEY TISDAL.

SO HELP ME GOD.

Signed In seine

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