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Thursday, 27 December 2007

image for George Bush converts to fruitarianism Specialists say Bushes fruitarianism could be an explanation for his outrageuos behavior towards iraq, a meat eating nation.

When the vegetarians came along with all their tree huggin and 'no meat eatin', fathers saw it as a way to save money, mothers saw it as a way to loose weight, and young people just saw it as another way to make them eat more vegetables.

Now, I Henman, world known spoof journalist and reporter bring to you my latest eating sub-group discovery. I have discovered a very small amount of fruitarians scattered all over the world, eating nothing but fruits and vegetables which are 'dead', as they actually beleive that friut and vegetables (along ith animals) have feelings too and are not to be eaten or 'killed' by people.

With Bush's America being the origination of this phenomenon, one would expect that the countries leaders would do something to stop this, but my sources tell be that Bush himself, is actually a fruitarian!

This is certain as one of my undercover crew members stationed at the white house over heared Mr Bush say to his personal chef "These boiled carrots on my plate, where they dead before you boiled them?"
"What do you mean my president?"replied the chef trying to suck up.
"Look here chef Bob, i am a fruitarian now, i only eat fruits that are dying or have already fallen off the trees or bushes.Understood?"

With this undeniable evidence, it is quite clear that President George W Bush is not only a tree hugger, but a self proclaimed Frutarian. There have also been rumours that animal meat will soon be made contraband in the country.

Personally, i feel it is insulting to the fruits and animals when we say we dont want to eat them, as it makes then feel unwanted and not desireable.Imagine being in a lion den, and none of the lions want to eat you, how would you feel. With this, i say do the animals a favour, and eat them.

This has been a Henman special.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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