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Thursday, 27 December 2007

One day Sam Adams and San Miguel were riding the Sierra Nevada. They were enjoying the beautiful view of rolling rock, sage busch, streams of bass, flying fish and dogfish and off in the distance, brahma, holsten, and even moosehead. (the official beer of Brokeback Mountain)

As they were making their way down the sleeman their dos equis got spooked, at the sound of a colt 45 There, in front of them, was Pete's wicked stepbrother Killian trying to have his way with Matilda Bay. One hand was on her heineken, while, the other was trying to remove her lowenbrau. This was no ordinary spaten. She needed a lot more than courage to ward off his john smith.

Desperately, she tried to kick him in the guangdong missed, but got him in the coronas. As he was going down, her friend, kirin, from old milwaukee, hit him over the head with a labatt 50, so hard, not only did it knock the schlitz out of him, but he was seeing a lone star. Then Stella Artois coming upon the scene, looked down at him, "toohey, next time I'll take a harp to your yuengling and put this anchor where the asahi don't shine" Victoria bitter from Naragansett, laughingly said, "Now, wouldn't that be a blow to the pilsner, talk about, dinkelacker."

Which shows, that just because St. Pauli girl wears a chimay that shows off her boddingtons, don't think she wants to foster every tuborg and beck's, just to get a rheingold. In fact having gone, for a drive with bud dry in his red stripe she's now budweiser.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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