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Thursday, 20 December 2007

George Michael spotted acting as a toilet attendant in a busy Tesco toilet. (He was squirting more than smelly products there!)

Eminem spotted in B&Q buying a chainsaw.

Pete Doherty caught in a Burger King toilet with a straw up his nose. (Apparently he had a cold.)

Patrick Moore spotted beating up a tramp who thought the moon was made of cheese.

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