It has been discovered that Rupert Murdoch is the most wonderful man in the world.
Never have I had such a kind and wonderful boss to work for. Never has the press been more free to write whatever it wants than today. And the beauty of it is, we can all cooperate now as we are all working for the same person.
This is now a kinder, gentler spoof, and from now on we will be sure to focus on only the political candidates you are interested in, in other words, if their last names aren't Clinton or Bush, we won't waste your time with them.
In fact, hints are that when the shakeout is finished, the US, Mexico, and Canada will be renamed the Clinton-Bush Republic of USexican. The Times (NY, Los Angeles, Washington) they are a changing!