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Saturday, 24 November 2007

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Democracy is a state in which poor happily agree to continue to remain poor ever after.

Democracy is a system in which poor's problems are managed by a group of extremely rich.

The rich, those, who never ever encountered even a tiny problem as routinely encountered by poor, but the rich claim that they can, because this is democracy.

Mr. Bush cuts healthcare and claims that this is for poor, because this is democracy.

Katrina victims can die because of loose management but Ducks of Washington are fully cared because they swim in the pools of White House, because this is democracy.

Dalai Lama is welcomed in Washington and dictators around the world are fully trusted and supported because this is democracy.

Nejad with 65% public votes is humiliated at the doors of a university and dictators with nil% of public votes, around the world are facilitated with full assurance of trust because this is democracy.

Fair play is rejected and underground conspiracies are accepted because this is democracy.

The cries of people are ignored and a word from a dictator is fully saluted because this is democracy.

The national interests have become an 'invincible Gena', no body can see it, can touch it or can even understand it because this is democracy.

Millions and millions of people are ignored and one single dictator is supported in the interest of nation but nation can not understand it because this is democracy.

The book on democracy that we study at universities and the book of democracy that practiced in the quarters of power is poles a part because this is democracy.

The tail of a Duck is rescued and a whole nest of human beings is destroyed because this is democracy.

Single flower in hand is respected and kissed and a whole garden is preemptively destroyed because this is democracy.

Queen Victoria managed various wars honorably with 100% success but she never called any nation 'Axis of Evil' because that was not democracy and this is democracy.

Queen Victoria immediately devised a system of justice in the invaded countries within days so that the interests of common people could not be hurt because that was not democracy and this is democracy.

No major uprising was ever heard against the devised system of Queen Victoria in the invaded countries because common people were always cared and various administrative officials were immediately removed or replaced on the complaint of common people because that was not democracy and this is democracy.

Queen Victoria gave importance to justice and respect with common people but King Bush and King Blaire gave importance to label opponents 'Axis of Evils' because that was not democracy and this is democracy.

Queen Victoria had accomplished her every mission without pentagon, without satellites, and without smart atomic bombs because her cause was noble but King George Bush and King Blaire could not accomplish even a single mission because that was not democracy and this is democracy.

What, Queen Victoria gained in 80 years of her day and night hard work, has been ruined within a matter of days because that was not democracy and this is democracy.

The Cheney & Blaire boys who were not able to have a 'statue boy' post in the offices of Queen Victoria, are ruling the world now because that was not democracy and this is democracy.

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