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Friday, 2 November 2007

Yes Mr Bill Gates so what if the asians have beaten you this time. You have been on top of the ladder too long, right?! Oh the poor (rich) man must be tired holding on to the ladder all these years.

Now Mr Gates will you please relax and move aside and let our dear asian.... non other than Mr Mukesh Ambani move up please.

We hear that he is trying to break the ladder..omigosh!!

Come on be a good sport and take it in your stride. Your tantrums have been borne by us for just too long. I'm sure you have heard of the famous fable "The Hare and the Tortoise"
Why don't follow that method like Mr Ambani!!!

You may get another chance in the near future! Good Luck! We don't expect to see you soon anyways!!!

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