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Sunday, 28 October 2007

Vigalante? Hero? When I ventured out into the streets of Gotham my new area after being transferred from the Daily Assholes to the Gotham Bugle. (Hotter Chickitas) I got varied answers.

Alfred Pennyworth butler to Bruce Wayne: I believe the Batman is a good soul deep down but I am a little shocked at his methods.

Bruce Wayne CEO of Wayne Enterprises: The Batman isn't a vigilante or a hero he's out there trying to protect people like himself from the terrors of this godforsaken city. That's off the record.

Commissioner James Gordon: The Batman is a hero he and I have been friends for a long time.

Ace Ventura: Do you know his identity Commissioner?"

CJG: No I do not, but I believe that the Batman is you and I and everyone in this world.

AV: You stole that from V for Vendetta!

Of the four people I asked the majority was that Batman is a good person here to help those in need. Of course he wasn't there when Ace JR was raped in the Public Toilets or when Mischa was raped in the supermarket or when I was raped in the office. But hey he's not Superman is he?

Wait a second...

In my next article IS Batman Superman?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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