On the side lines of fishing and hunting tour at the beach of Barberra Ocean, Mr. Bush complained;
"Look at me! Look at me!!! You see, I am a Lame now and I need a strong Iranian stick but this Khamenei has refused to give me a pure…beautiful Iranian stick".
"Nejad has promised me at UN that he will send me Khaminei's personal stick as a gift that he had stolen from Khaminei's residence when Khaminei was testing a new missile, but my friend Nejad is silent now".
"where are you, Nejad! Look at me! I am still Lame."
"where is my stick?" he asked to the audience.
"Nejad! If you didn't handover my stick now then I am going to complain to your mama" President said.
Later, in a press conference, the president's spokesperson Mr. Faratto denied that Mr. Bush was threatening. He said; "actually, it was a tact of diplomacy".
"Stick is necessary for carrot" Farratto said. "you know, this is policy".
Informed sources from white house have confirmed that Mr. Sarkozy telephoned the president asking; "could my stick be helpful Mr. President ?" but Mr. Bush insisted an oily Iranian stick.
In Tehran, Mr. Nejad reacted politely and said; "President Bush should not bring politics to my mama", he said; "my mama still beats me with stick".
"Mr. Bush should not get angry because of this silly oily stick" Nejad requested.
He said that he will send a beautiful Iranian stick as a gift when possible. He said that there are some international hazards that are blocking his stick.
Reported by Miss. Tana-Ana, Duck-News-Agency, Oct. 22, 2007.