I have in my possession a suit belonging to Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. I will be putting this suit up for auction on eBay soon but I wish to give my friends here first refusal at this very important piece of political memorabilia.
I personally met Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at the YMCA where he is staying while in New York.
Manny, as he asked me to call him, traded his wrinkled grey suit with me for an old pair of Levi's jeans.
I have a witness to this transaction, my friend Nigel was with me when the deal went down. Indeed, Manny gave my friend 200 Iranian Rials for Vol 1 of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Size 36. I know, he appears bigger on TV. The label states 'Made in China of 100% polyester'.
Somewhat threadbare and very wrinkled.
All offers considered.