Las Vegas, Nevada (IP) - Our reporter was able to get in to see O.J. for an exclusive interview and here is what he had to say.
Our reporter entered the jail cell where O.J.'s eyes were wide open and a lot of the white of his eyes showed in a condition known in the far east as sanpaku - a sign of profound fear and anxiety often seen in the eyes of condemned men as they face the final sentence.
The Spoof O.J., did you do it?
O. J. I didn't kill nobody man. She ran into my knife 23 time you know. And this latest thing, how could you even axe me if I did it. No man, I was just in town to see if I could find the real killas. Its all a big misunderstandin man. I been lookin all over all the golf courses for the real killas.
The Spoof No, No, No, not the the thing about your ex wife. We are talking about this latest thing in Las Vegas said the reporter.
O. J. I just wanted my damn stuff - this is all a set up, I didn't do nothin man. Oh man I don't want to go to jail. I been a free man all this time - its almost like I got away with murder or sumfin.
The Spoof O.J., how does a thermos keep hot things hot and cold things cold?
O. J. You know man I always wonder about that, you know man a thermos gots to be the best invention ever made next to a TV. It keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but how do it know, how do it know?