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Sunday, 16 September 2007

image for Kent Pete's Advice to Parents, Part One Thin teenager yesterday.

Your teenage daughter is showing signs of anorexia. She will not eat in front of the family, she will only eat a few foods, especially those low in fat and calories, and more worryingly she appears to base her self-worth on body weight and body image. Further you have recently discovered a supply of laxatives in her bedroom.

Relax, don't delve too deeply into the problem. With the soaring price of food due to the summer floods, you could be on to a winner!.

You never know, you could save enough to book that foriegn holiday you have always promised yourselves.

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