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Sunday, 16 September 2007

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The author of Dead Certain, a book about President George W. Bush, says that the president is a huge fan of the Austin Powers character Dr. Evil. The president was more than thrilled to hear later that Dr. Evil is a huge fan of his as well, saying, "we're not so different, you and I." The two met and decided to record an epic rap album.

They have given The Spoof permission to exclusively publish these lyrics.

Prisoner: Hey, man. I know dead parrots that makes more sense than you.
Dr. Evil: Really? Than let me put it this way, bird brain. Take the Austria line out. No? Hey, a kangaroo! Bounce with it!

It's a hard knock life for us (2x),
Steada free press,
Censorship,
Steada protest,
We get Dick,
It's a hard knock life

Just support the surge,
Iraqi is on the verge,
God told me so,
Got my Chainsaw and the GOP,
We'll see how it goes,
How could we have foreseen?
You ask me my name,
G to the OP
W to the MD
B to the Biz O

I'm a crazy mother (bleep) but you all knew that,
Caught Yearwood with the sequel Pat Act,
What clueless maniac? Stay the course,
So I'll make a secret plan, From Mr. Burns to the armed Sunni,
Pimped out motorcades, I'm known as PrezD on Ebay,
Domino effect, mother (bleep)

It's a hard knock life for us (2x),
Steada free press,
Censorship,
Cheney: [Go (bleep) Yourelf]
Steada protest,
We get Dick,
It's a hard knock life

This is for all my homies on Faux News.

Uh huh (4x)...

Kristol is my bro. A couple of more wars, why not?

Gonna fight them there,
Wait, bin Laden's where?
He's doing fine?
Restored his evil crew,
In Iraq, too,
KO, you resign,
Till then I'll delete... (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) I don't recall. Turd to the Blossom, y'all.

This is a shout out to God. You all know him, that's JC. I know him. Well, I saw him in a waffle once.

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