Written by Ben Macnair

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Tags: cheese, Socks

Friday, 31 August 2007

1) Take it for a walk
2) Put it in socks
3) Take it to the cinema
4) Sell it on the blackmarket for a vast profit
5) Chop it into small pieces, and send it to the cheese factory, with a slightly sinister random note attached.
6) Grate it
7) Slice it
8) Dice it
9) Understand it
10) Blame the parents

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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