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Monday, 15 March 2004

image for Mavis- Leave Uri alone! Traces of Uri!

There's nothing wrong with Uri. (or 'Bendy' as we choose to call him.) Prince Charles is also a homeopathic nut (as in fruit and..) and noone holds that against him, even Camila. What imagery we conjure with! Talking of conjuring, where was I? Ah yes, back to Uri. A fine figure of a man, and could have been King! Haven't you heard? Its a jungle out there!
Having Uri as a friend and role model has been wonderful for me. He is an inspiration to anyone who believes in mind over matter, and prefers the gentle curve of a utensil against their tongue. Stopped clocks just mean you get more time in your day, and for that alone we owe him. Of course Michael may no longer be such a fan, because bent surgical equipment and extended surgery time may mean things got a little out of hand. Nothing like a bit of enthusiasm on the cutting room floor.
Mavis Moog knows about these things,. No stranger to the surgeon's knife herself, she has the scars to prove that the search for eternal youth, will Never Never work with bent equipment.
Yes Uri, you got off lightly with this one, but Big Brother is watching you! Noone else, just Big Brother.
Mavis is a star in the making. I look forward to more stories that inspire with a trace element of humour and insight! No placebos here!
Julia

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