CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth, the final frontier - BREAKING NEWS!!! I just interviewed Cal-el, who just returned home from Krypton. Boy was he angry at Bush!
Cal-el has called the Justice League for assistance in defeating the Beast. Out goes the Bat Signal to call on The Dark Knight! Into the Tardis to retrieve Sir Agincourt!
Cal-el is flying faster than the speed of light opposite the rotation of the earth, going back in time to retrieve Sir Agincourt. He just flew in my window at TheSpoof.com with Sir Agincourt and the battle is beginning.
Whoosh! He just flew to Arkansas to retrieve one of Clinton's interns. He's back! He's back out the window and, wait a minute... he just flew back from New York with Darrell Looney from Da Phatfunk Clique. It seems that Darrell has been working on a new sonic weapon to defeat evil!
He's back out the window and flying to Texas! He is working fast! He's back! He just brought Willie Nelson who just wrote a song called "A Peaceful Solution." He just handed me a video of Cal-el singing a short commercial for the call to Peace!
He's now off to consult with Dennis Kucinich on the impeachment of Cheney and Bush! The last thing he was heard saying is, "All You Need Is Love."
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