Written by Johnny Ovaltine
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Every since I stumbled across this website I feel that I've found a new home among family and friends. I would like to take this opportunity to let you know just what being here means to a man like J.O. Here's the list…

10. I get to write what I truly feel and nobody thinks I'm crazy because the stories are
supposed to be whacky.

9. It helps me get chicks by telling them I'm a published author.

8. Was promised a minor role in SPOOF, The Movie by webmaster exec's.

7. The pay puts me into a much higher tax bracket.

6. Doubles as an excuse for 'working late.'

5. Relieves the pressure from my sub-dural hematoma.

4. The web page's red color highlights my blood-shot eyes from staying up all night
writing for The Spoof.

3. Gives me something to fall back on when I get fired from my real job for using their
computer for my own personal pleasure.

2. It helps keep the voices in my head quiet.

And the number 1 reason Johnny Ovaltine loves The Spoof is…

MARK LOWTON IS A HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!
Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

48 readers are online right now!

Go to top