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Friday, 27 July 2007

1.Terry's Chocolate Nappies: A combination of the two ranges.

2.Blue wrapping paper: The most ubiquitous of all wrapping papers.

It's the new broccoli.

4.Cholesterol: One of the most powerful super-foods; it kills you.

5.Coca-Cola: Sulphuric acid for the absent minded.

6.Harespray: Instant hares wherever you may be, extremely useful.

7.Dr Pepper: He was a sergeant when he was known to The Beetles.

8.The Yorkshire Scottish National Party: For those who want it separate.

9.Shuttlecocks: The first chickens in space.

10.The Archers: Always tackling difficult issues such as cheese production in the south west of England with such style and finesse.

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