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Monday, 23 July 2007

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Huge moving out sale. Monday, October 1st. 7:00 am until whenever.

Well-worn US military equipment. Some heavy use. Items include: artillery, bombs, guns and ammo, HMMWV's, large DVD collection, planes, tanks, trucks, etc...

This is the real deal, folks. Have had this stuff in-country for several years now and getting ready to call it quits. Would prefer to see everything go to a good home. Unable to keep indefinitely due to ongoing dispute between Congress and President. Willing to negotiate on price. Make us an offer.

Everything must go.
No early birds please.

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