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Friday, 13 July 2007

New Awlins, LA, (IP) - An Ebonic version of The Spoof made its debut today in the United States and seems to be well on its way to success.

Here are some phrases found while reading through its pages and their translations:

Lemme axe u sumfin - Let me ask you something

Lemme hole a dime o whateva you got - May I please borrow some money

She gots some nice hay - Her hair is beautiful

I foegats to be takin ma medsin - I cannot remember if I took my prescription

My sista a hoe ann she doan look lack dat - My sister is working in Las Vegas in the hospitality business.

How do it know ? - How does a thermos keep hot things hot and cold things cold ?

My hay feel lack its fixsin to bust opan - I have a headache.

U see all da stuff he hayad ? - That guy has a big stash.

Hoe dee doe - Could you please hold the door for me.

Show enuf - Certainly.

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