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Thursday, 5 July 2007

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HOLLYWOOD (PARIS HILTON's TRASH CAN) -- Paris Hilton's crumpled shopping list is for sale on eBay. Item Number: 110145031520. Have not bid. Must phone my Editor. Starting bid: US $45.00. Postage: US $9.00 Redwood framed.

The Paris Hilton frenzy has just reached unimaginable smelly heights. There are people out there in the universe that treasure Paris's garbage.

And here is the shopping list below.

Bristol Farms
______ ______

(2) Rotis Chicken

Gelsons --> Santa Monica

fresh squeezed oj
raisin bran
froot loops
extra lean hamburger meat
pink lemonade
Emergency Kasberry
Honey Maple Turkey -> Boars Head -> (2 pounds)
(2) Romaine lettuce
small apple juice
shaving cream
whole wheat bread
sour dough bread
spray butter
eggs (omega 3)
lemons (4)
baby carrots
ranch dressing
Advil -> 4 boxes
Aleve -> 4 boxes
Sudafed -> nasal congestion
Pepto Bismo -> (2)
Alka seltzer -> (1 big box)
tampons > assortment
Mach 3 razors
candy -> gum, starburst,
Polly's string cheese -> whole

I must say this is a new low, even for an assignment from TheSpoof.com, and I am NOT, repeat not, going to get Tinkerbells used gourmet dog food can. My editor knows all about dog food, so let him retrieve it himself. Buy it now price: US $3,000.00. Item number: 110145814746.

Hollywoodstartrash sellers said, "We are posting it as a Buy Now item. We will give half the profit from this sale to the Los Angeles based dog rescue group, Noah's B'ark (please check out their website to find out more about their organization.)"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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