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Friday, 22 June 2007

Buenos Dias Senor, Como estas?

My name ees Juan, Juan Kerr. I haf a llama farm. In my town I am known a "Big Juan Kerr". I haf son. My son is known as "Little Juan Kerr". We leeve in a small village, known as Don Burros, in the mountains of Los Malvinas, the small islands near to thee beloved mother country of ARGENTINA! VIVA ARGENTINA!! VIVA LOS PUMAS !!!

I an known as big Juan, the rugby fan. I haf woman who ees known as "Little Rosita" (You may know her Indian cousin Minge) .

I like dog sheet on the rugby field! You do not know I am there until it ees too late, and thee damage ees done.

My son, little Juan ees surfing thee web. He find thee site of called thee Spoof or is it le poof . Your website it worry me and warn me about thee sheep flu.

I am so happy to find the Welsh men who love thee rugby and also our four legged friends as much as me! My team ees known as Los Llamashaggers of the Malvinas!

I go now, leetle Jaun Keer he still surf on thee net. Leetle Juan Kerr speek on thee net to Phil McCreviss from the Scot of land and he say thee women of the Welesh men must haf facees like thee beehind of the llama.

Adios, my engleesh amigo! Asta la vista!!

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