Streets of Sunset (Some guy) - "I took 1500 shots of myself last night.." laments paparazzo Hunter S. Flash. "But I just couldn't get myself to drop my pants, bend over and shoot, and send it to Women's Day as Johnny Depp's ass. He's not that hairy."
Thank god thought (Some guy).
He went on.."The Great Gonzo U. Flood said 'we'll always have Paris' and he lied; and after we made him Head Paparazzi last year. Down these mean streets may he not know what he's stepping it.."
Phew. One helluva curse (Some guy).
"Britney's wearing underpants, Lohan's in rehab playing checkers with a hologram of Mel Gibson's last visit. And Nicole is home knocked up. Goddamn it, even Janice Dickinson's getting too old to lift her dress."
What can I do (Some guy).
"What we need.." chipped in Rap Piazza, another paparazzo who was playing with his flash, "is a 'C' list celeb down here right now with no pants, climbing a light pole while singing Dixie, chicks.."
I headed into the night knowing full well that I was only a ghost, writer (Some guy:-).