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Friday, 15 June 2007

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Here's the latest bit of news from the news that's pretty late...the G8 politicians(not to be mistaken for the gay eight politicians), including George Shush, Tony Bliar and Womanmohan Singh(the other half of Sonia Gandhi) met at the Asian building of which we have no clue, but what we do know is that the building is equipped with state of the art toilets to cater to Shush's every need.

We also got a tip-off that this building is one with very tight security(tighter than Bliar's bra as a matter of fact). It is rumoured that Dick Cheney was guarding the main entrance, the terrace, the room in which the politicians met and also the toilets...all this thanks to Korea's cloning technology.

It is speculated that George Shush came up with the innovative idea of discussing the supernatural (thereby shunning other hot topics such global warming, poverty, hunger and the mystery of shush's smelly underpants)after he had a premonition that he was being shot at, he wanted to prevent this GREAT DEED from happening.

What is even more amazing is that it did happen(don't celebrate yet, he's not dead yet). Dick Cheney is said to have shot him...

When asked about the incident, Dick commented, "who the hell asked him to wear bull's eye patterned underwear?".

Actually Dick, nobody knows, it's one of the mysteries of life, the SUPERNATURAL.

Way to go DICK(what...what did i say?)!!!

Signing off,

-the kickbutt Morons

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