In a desperate bit to fit in with the elite of America's society, Posh Becks underwent the strict US naturalisation citizen test and FAILED miserably.
One of my best inside sources managed to get a transcript of her oral exam. Here are just a few examples......
Good afternoon Mrs Beckham
If it's ok with you we shall begin
How many states are there in the USA?
Three...No four Final answer...Can I go 50/50
What is the name of the famous document drafted in 1776?
Crufts? Oh...document silly me...The Chelsea Flower Show
What colour is the house where the president lives?
Big Ben...No wait Is it red?
Fill in the blank.San _______ is a major US city on the west coast noted to have a famous golden gate bridge?
New York City is in which US state,remember the clue is in the question?
In 2001 what famous NYC landmark was destroyed by terrorists?
Texas is a US state that produces a lot of the nation's what?
George who was the first president of the USA?
What famous incident in 1941 brought the USA into world war 2?
There was a WORLD war? Who won?
Ok Mrs Beckham,not doing so great.Maybe the topics are a bit too hard.We'll try you on an easier level.
The USA has a world renowened film industry.What is the name of the famous collie dog who was a huge canine star from the 50's to present day?
He used to save Timmy a lot
Mrs Beckham, As they say in your country...
I'll get me coat!