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Thursday, 7 June 2007

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Source: KJV Bible Daniel 6

Lion 1: Gosh Darn It! I get tired of king Darius feeding us a steady diet of humans. When is he going to bring us some real food.

Lion 2: This hunger strike seems to be getting us no where fast. I could really use some Taco Bell Steak enchilada right about now.

Lion 3: Why can't we eat like zoo lions that are seen in the commercials and the movies. I think we should keeping striking and just sleep. Besides, the Hebrews fast, why shouldn't we.

Lion 2: Because we are animals who are being used for...maybe should keep striking.

Lion 1: I know one thing, we just ain't going to get the Lord of Host mad at us for eating Daniel, one of His chosen. I mean come on- I would rather stave to death.

(Lions agree)

Lion 3: I have a terrible craving for a black angus steak cook medium well with sauteed oninons and baked potato with cheese and chives. I wish we could break free and got to Ryan's and eat.

Lion 2: Two thing wrong with that- a) they only serve people in places like that and b) you ain't m akeing the hunger strike much easier, so shut up!

Lion 1: Oh Lord, not another personal delivery!

Lion 3: Oh my God! It's Daniel

Lion 2: There is no way on earth we are going to eat him!

Lion 1: We are going to sleep tonight and then we are going to write king Darius a petition!

Lion 3: Dude, petitions don't work- let's jus keep striking until...

Lion 2: What? We get repalced by lions who didn't make the cut for the Lion King! Let's just go to sleep!

THE END


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