(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #14. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce you to the REAL man behind George W. Bush." Sorry to reveal it, George.
(Memphis-TN) The Weekly World News, the only paper that understands the true illegal alien problem is form the planet Sirap, reported what was perhaps the most bizarre Elvis sighting to date. An Eyewitness claimed the King simply said, "Thank you. Thank you very much."
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