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Wednesday, 16 May 2007

CompUSA, the place where people shop for technology has been selling replacement plans for many of the technological products that they sell.

Now in an effort to set them apart from other big box stores such as Circuit city and Best Buy, Comp now offers to replace family members that you are dissatisfied with.

Let's say you come home and your wife is cheating on you.

You can have the old wife replaced with a brand new one.

The Replacement plan is available in a two or three year plan.

The two year plan cost $199.99 and the three year plan cost just $80.00.

Please read the exclusions in the fine print of the policy.

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