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Tuesday, 15 May 2007

Mumbai, India, despite several weeks having passed since the Shilpa Shetty thing in India, blah blah blah, yawn….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ..er wassat?!!

Oh yeah, the story, um well, what is happening now is that people are still banging on incessantly about some load of clap trap that has no importance whatsoever, rather than focusing on the fact that millions of their country men and women are dying needlessly when people have nothing better to do with their time, other than seek out self aggrandising opportunities.

A spokesperson for some nameless tosser has said that "my boss is a bit of a jerk sometimes, but this is quite monumentally crass, that he should choose to use this un-newsworthy item as platform to get his name in the mass media. I always knew he was a bit of a wanker but this really takes the cake"

The reporter for TheSpoof.com who is writing this article said at the end of this report "I really can't be bothered to carry on wri....

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