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Tuesday, 8 May 2007

Just off Robin Island Ana Ward reporting live:

On the shores of the coast of windy Cape Town, Paris Hilton has just been spotted, escorted to serve her time in prison for various offences too numerous to mention in the hearing of minor ears. Once again the willowly figure is wearing nothing but a strip of chiffon. She is heavily guarded by 4, no 6 .... sorry I am trying to get a good view through these darn binoculars, actually it is 6 women guarding her.

Paris Hilton does not seem at all perturbed that she may be spending time behind bars. She actually seems quite calm despite the chaos surrounding her breaking every rule in the DUI book.

Oh my goodness, what should be incarceration for Ms Hilton turns out to be a ruse to fool the papparrazzi, she is in fact preparing her debut as "Michelle Schoffield" in her upcoming movie "Prison Break".

What can be seen from distance can only be discribed as an orgy of women, gropping at one another trying to escape "prison" and make a run for "freedom".

If you thought that you had seen the last of the sleezy "adult" movies produced, narrated and actioned by Paris Hilton herself, you are in for a shock........ She refuses to go to prison and is trying to "sex" her way out with her womany wantons, and the "guards" seem quite happy to be bribed by the unabashed young heiress.

Unfortunately, the scene has become quite blur with naked bodies attached to one another and much ooohhhing and aaaahing is being uttered.

This is Ana ending off this useless piece of DUI rubbish, which proves, if you have money you can do anything and get away with it too!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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